Wikipedia Kicks Out Co-Founder for Ideas, Proves He Was Right All Along

In a move that has left exactly zero people surprised, Wikipedia, the digital bastion of user-generated everything-and-nothing, has indefinitely banished co-founder Larry Sanger from its hallowed, if often factually tenuous, editing community. Sanger’s transgression? Submitting a proposal advocating for 'intellectual diversity,' a phrase apparently as toxic to the platform as an un-cited pop culture reference. Sources close to the vote – mostly anonymous sock puppet accounts with suspiciously similar IP addresses – confirmed that the community felt it was simply 'too diverse' to tolerate such a radical notion. One prominent editor, known only as 'FactChecker420BlazeIt,' reportedly declared, 'We champion the free exchange of ideas, provided those ideas have already been thoroughly vetted and approved by our established thought leaders, who, coincidentally, all think alike.' The irony of excluding a founding father for suggesting diverse thought on a platform built on collective knowledge is, of course, entirely lost on the platform itself, much like the subtle nuances of quantum physics to a particularly dense chatbot.