Vance Cites 'Good Vibes' as Key to Geopolitical Domination

In a move that has international relations experts frantically Googling 'manifestation techniques,' Vice President Vance has confidently declared that America holds all the cards in upcoming Iranian negotiations, primarily because, he assures us, 'we just *do*.' His compelling argument hinges on the groundbreaking assertion that the lifting of oil sanctions provided absolutely no tangible benefit to Iran, a financial paradox akin to a baker being gifted flour and eggs and still wondering where the profits went. Vance’s strategic brilliance posits that Iran will simply *choose* to ignore billions in freed-up revenue and will, instead, be swayed by the sheer dazzling force of American moral superiority. Critics, mostly those who still cling to arcane concepts like 'economic leverage' and 'verifiable data,' have been quick to point out the negligible chance of this particular diplomatic fairy tale coming true, but Vance remains unfazed. He reportedly concluded his briefing with a hearty, 'Watch us work, fellas!', before attempting to high-five a potted plant.