Trump's Plane of Dreams Grounded: Qatar Jet May Not Make Presidential Library's 'Air Force One (ish)' Wing

It appears the former president's grand vision for a multi-story, gilded shrine to his own magnificence – whimsically dubbed a 'presidential library' – might be facing a slight turbulence. After casually informing the public that a Qatari jet, previously owned by the Emir and coincidentally used during his presidency, was earmarked for his future mausoleum of memoirs, White House officials have clarified that, in fact, *no final decision has been made.* This shocking revelation suggests that perhaps, just perhaps, presidential libraries require more than a mere declaration by the subject of said library. The intricate dance of bureaucracy and international asset management, it seems, often supersedes the spontaneous utterances of a former head of state. The prospect of the Qatari jet, a vessel of opulent Gulf state travel, being replaced by, say, a slightly-used regional commuter plane, or perhaps even a detailed diorama crafted from popsicle sticks, has sent ripples through the deeply invested community of presidential aircraft enthusiasts. Sources close to the 'Trump Center for Advanced Self-Congratulation and Golf Memorabilia' suggest a 'Plan B' might involve commissioning a fleet of miniature, gold-plated drones, each capable of playing a looped recording of campaign speeches. The sheer audacity of believing one can simply commandeer an international asset for personal display, like a particularly fetching trophy, has, however, earned high marks for consistent brand messaging.