Tech Bros Discover 'Bubble' Is Actually Investment Term, Not New Flavor of La Croix

In a development that has sent shockwaves through the exclusive yacht clubs and crypto-themed speakeasies of Silicon Valley, a growing number of venture capitalists are brazenly declaring that an impending A.I. 'bubble' would not only be 'good' but possibly 'the most good.' Apparently, 'good' in VC-speak translates to 'briefly inflating asset values before I personally divest my holdings from the inevitable, spectacularly messy collapse, leaving a trail of enthusiastic yet naïve retail investors holding the bag.' Experts (the ones still employed outside of their cousin's garage startup) posit that this sudden embrace of financial cataclysm is a sophisticated, if transparent, ploy to normalize the systemic risk they've been gleefully cultivating. It's less a 'bring it on' and more a 'please, for the love of fractional ownership, keep funding my pre-seed, pre-revenue, pre-actual-product AI chatbot that identifies artisanal toast.' The consensus? We're not in Kansas anymore, Dorothy; we're in a highly leveraged, speculative metaverse where the only real innovation is new ways to say 'ponzi scheme' with a straight face and a power-point presentation.