Stephen Miller Insists Losing Mandate Merely Frees Him from Burden of Consent

Stephen Miller reminded senior staff Tuesday that the democratic process is, at best, a non-binding customer satisfaction survey administered by people unqualified to inspect a shipping manifest. Fresh off an election where voters emphatically rejected his signature immigration platform, the administration’s most nocturnal architect announced that losing the popular mandate merely liberated his department from the agonizing friction of pretend consensus. "An electoral defeat is just nature’s way of clearing the schedule for unencumbered enforcement," Miller explained while methodically measuring perimeter wire with a tailor's tape. New domestic directives will reportedly bypass the irritated electorate by reclassifying dissenting ballots as undocumented paper products subject to immediate municipal shredding. Aides confirm Miller spent Wednesday morning drafting preemptive restraining orders against census data itself, maintaining that while sovereign will is temporary, a well-placed concrete bollard is eternal. If the public wanted to derail his machine, he noted, they should have submitted Form 802-B in triplicate.