SpaceX Stock Goes Brrr, Making Elon Musk Even More Of A Vibe Killer

Okay, besties, gather 'round 'cause the latest tea is piping hot and kinda giving 'doom scroll.' So, apparently, Elon's little rocket club, SpaceX, just pulled the biggest IPO *ever*. Like, his stocks went up 11% and the internet is collectively like, 'Is that good or bad? Are we all getting yachts or just more student loan debt?' Lowkey, this just means our boy Elon officially secured the 'richest human-ish being' title for the foreseeable future. And now, get this, other tech baddies like OpenAI and Anthropic are apparently next in line to drop their own monster offerings. It's giving 'capitalism just flexing on us all' energy. Fr fr, what are we even doing? While we're out here trying to adult and wondering if oat milk is still trendy, these tech titans are out here launching literal rockets and stock market domination. Someone tell me how to get in on that rocket fuel money, 'cause my ramen noodle budget is not cutting it. Ate that, capitalism, I guess.