Revenge Campaign Stalls as Investigators Find Conspiracy Lacks Crucial 'Evidence' Component

In a development that has sent shockwaves of mild surprise through anyone who's ever opened a history book, the widely anticipated 'Grand Conspiracy' investigation spearheaded by a former administration's most loyal acolytes has reportedly hit a snag. Sources within the sprawling Justice Department inquiry indicate that the project, affectionately dubbed 'Operation: Find Stuff Out,' is grappling with an unexpected deficit: factual corroboration. 'It's a novel challenge,' admitted one anonymous operative, 'Usually, when you're looking for a conspiracy, you expect to find at least some basic structural integrity, perhaps a memo, maybe a whisper in a dark alley – something tangible beyond our own righteous indignation.' The project, initiated with the tactical precision of a blindfolded squirrel assembling a watch, has been plagued by a revolving door of legal talent, each departing with the solemn declaration that 'there's just not enough material here for a compelling fan-fiction.' Critics are now questioning whether the ambitious endeavor to redefine 'proof' as 'a really strong feeling' might need to be re-evaluated.