Proposed Anti-Inflation Measure: Minting a $250 'Trump Bill' to End Cash Scarcity

In a move that has economists scrambling to update their textbooks (and probably their blood pressure medication prescriptions), former President Trump has unveiled a groundbreaking proposal to feature his visage on a brand-new $250 bill. Sources close to the former Commander-in-Chief confirm this initiative isn't about vanity, per se, but rather a visionary solution to the nagging problem of... well, not enough money with his face on it. Experts predict the introduction of such a denomination would, at long last, truly devalue our currency to the precise point where a single Trump bill could fund, perhaps, half a tank of gas, thereby solving inflation through sheer fiscal despair. Critics argue the timing is peculiar, given the meteoric rise of digital transactions, but proponents insist this tangible, quarter-millennium-dollar souvenir will ensure Americans continue to interact with physical cash, especially when attempting to settle bar tabs or purchase a single artisanal avocado toast. The Treasury Department, meanwhile, has issued a statement confirming they are 'reviewing the artistic merit of the concept,' suggesting the main hurdle might not be economic feasibility, but whether Trump can hold still long enough for a decent engraving.