Poll Finds Hispanic Voters Suffering from Acute Case of 'Buyer's Remorse Lite'

A recent demographic audit suggests that the nation's Hispanic voting bloc, previously considered a highly coveted and slightly-less-portable-than-initially-advertised electoral asset, is experiencing a discernible "sourness." Political analysts, who had confidently declared this group a permanent fixture in one party's column just months ago, are now scrambling to re-calibrate their artisanal spreadsheets and feign prescience. Sources within the Republican party, speaking under the condition of anonymity while vigorously polishing their 'Welcome Mat' signage, insist that any perceived defection is merely a 'tactical pause' or perhaps a 'brief but understandable detour' before voters realize their 'true' fiscal conservative heritage. Meanwhile, strategists for the opposing party are reportedly considering a new campaign slogan, 'We're Less Bad!', which focus groups universally found to be 'remarkably honest, if a tad uninspiring.' The only consensus seems to be that these voters will, once again, be held entirely responsible for the final electoral tally, regardless of which way they lean.