Perdue Demands Supreme Court Clarify Existential Crisis of '6 7' Nugget Licensing

In a bold move that some legal scholars are calling 'Peak Capitalism,' poultry behemoth Perdue has dragged smaller rival Soules Foods to the federal courthouse over a perceived intellectual property infringement: the uncanny similarity of Soules' '6 7' chicken nugget packaging to Perdue's own '6 7' nugget design. Sources close to the proceedings suggest Perdue's legal team is prepared to argue that the very fabric of childhood meme culture, and by extension, our current socio-economic paradigm, is at stake. 'When a child sees a six followed by a seven on a bag of compressed chicken, they are not merely observing numerals,' stated a Perdue spokesperson, carefully smoothing their custom-tailored suit. 'They are engaging with a brand identity, a carefully cultivated sense of playful rebellion that we — exclusively — have monetized.' Soules Foods, meanwhile, has reportedly offered to rebrand its nuggets as 'Sixty-Seven' to avoid further litigation, but Perdue is allegedly concerned this might still infringe on the 'spirit' of the original meme. Experts predict that if Perdue wins, we can expect a flurry of lawsuits over everything from 'Deals on Wheels' auto sales to the fundamental concept of 'It Is What It Is.' The future of basic arithmetic, apparently, hangs in the balance.