Mexico Unveils 'Truth Serum' For Annoying Journalists; Critics Call It 'Arbitrary Legal Enforcement'

In a bold move that some are calling 'innovative governmental efficiency' (and others 'a Tuesday'), Mexico's esteemed public servants have apparently discovered the elusive 'OFF' switch for pesky journalistic inquiry. Reporters, long considered a minor inconvenience to the meticulous crafting of policy and, let's be honest, the occasional lucrative side-hustle, are now finding their pens mysteriously jammed with freshly minted legal injunctions. "We're simply ensuring a more… harmonious information ecosystem," stated a representative who wished to remain anonymous, presumably due to an unprecedented surge in harmony. The new strategy, which involves liberally applying existing laws like a particularly aggressive pesticide, aims to 'streamline communication' by discouraging any narrative that isn't pre-approved by the narrative-aproval department. Critics (the few remaining ones who haven't inexplicably relocated to Liechtenstein) claim this constitutes "intimidation," a rather dramatic choice of word considering the entire process is meticulously documented and, therefore, perfectly legal. The government insists it's merely fostering a less 'scrutiny-heavy' environment, paving the way for a golden age of bland press releases and unchallenged official pronouncements. Truly, a triumph for administrative simplicity.