Housing Crisis Solved: Citizens Now Residing in 'Enchanted' Power Grids, Report Glowing

It seems the innovative spirit of Australia has once again triumphed, transforming its decommissioned electrical substations into highly coveted residential properties. Critics, largely funded by the 'Big Box' home-builders lobby, decry the new trend as 'a clear step backward in human habitation standards,' but these sour grapes neglect the sheer architectural genius involved. One prospective buyer, overheard whispering about 'raw, industrial charm' and 'the thrill of an occasional residual hum,' perfectly encapsulates the market's burgeoning appreciation for dwellings that once powered entire suburbs. Authorities confirm that while some units may offer a 'unique proximity to historical current flows,' the safety protocols are, if not entirely conventional, certainly 'robustly experimental.' Indeed, what's a little phantom load distribution among friends when you can finally afford real estate?