FBI Deploys Crack Squad of 'Election Integrity Auditors' to Redefine 'Integrity' in Georgia

In a bold move that some are calling 'an intellectual breakthrough in post-truth governance,' a contingent of 260 FBI analysts, reportedly handpicked for their unwavering commitment to… <i>something</i>… have descended upon Georgia. Their mission, according to sources privy to the inner workings of the current administration's cognitive architecture, is to thoroughly investigate the 2020 election results, specifically through the innovative lens of 'What If We Just Said It Was Fraud Again, Louder?'. Critics, bless their quaint, evidence-based hearts, are predictably whinging that this exercise isn’t about discovering fraud, but rather about meticulously deconstructing the public's faith in the electoral process itself, piece by tedious, fact-checked piece. Apparently, the goal is to leave behind a pristine, gleaming vacuum where 'trust' once resided, ready to be filled with whatever narrative is most politically expedient that particular Tuesday. The analysts, rumored to be equipped with high-tech debunking-of-true-things kits and advanced algorithms for identifying inconvenient facts, are expected to conclude their 'audit' sometime after the next full moon, or whenever their Supreme Leader requires a fresh batch of plausible deniability.