Elon's Trillionaire Era? Bestie, Rockefeller Did It First, Lowkey Flexin' From the Grave

Okay, so like, everyone's spiraling 'cause Elon Musk is, allegedly, tryna drop a trillionaire flex on us, right? But the real tea? Bestie, that's giving 1916 vibes when John D. Rockefeller, who was basically the Gilded Age's main character, pulled off the OG billionaire move. No cap, this dude was out here making fat stacks off oil before TikTok even existed. Fr fr, the headlines back then were probably like, 'Rockefeller: Slay or Nah?' The girlies were probably gagged. It's lowkey wild how history just repeats itself, but with more rocket ships and less monocles. Like, imagine Rockefeller trying to explain cryptocurrency. He'd probably be like, 'Is it... liquid? Can I put it in a barrel?' It's giving 'old money meets new money, but both are kinda sus.' Ate that, Elon. Almost.