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Elon Musk's Rocket Flex: OpenAI & Anthropic Catching That IPO Vibe Check?

Elon Musk's Rocket Flex: OpenAI & Anthropic Catching That IPO Vibe Check?
An artist's impression, drawn before anyone could stop them.

Okay, besties, so peep this: Elon 🤡 is out here, lowkey flexing with SpaceX's potential IPO, and apparently, the investor girlies are *eating it up*. Fr fr, it's giving 'rich uncle throwing money at shiny things.' And guess what? This whole space-cash flex is *allegedly* good news for OpenAI and Anthropic, who are also trying to hit that public market glow-up. It's like, if Elon can get a bag for sending rich people to space (which, by the way, is a whole other level of 'it's giving boujee'), then maybe these AI tech bros can, too. Are we just gonna keep funneling all our coins into tech that might eventually make us redundant? Maybe. But for now, we're just here to watch the chaos unfold. Slay, I guess?

By Our Staff · June 14, 2026