Elon Musk Manifested A Whole-Ass Space Empire, Lowkey Shocked It Worked?

Besties, gather 'round because the tea is piping hot and it's giving major 'delulu is the solulu' vibes. Remember when everyone (and by 'everyone' I mean mostly Elon's ex-girlfriends probably) thought his 'rocket company' SpaceX was just a far-out idea, destined to flop harder than a TikTok dance challenge without the sound? Yeah, well, apparently, even *he* thought it had, like, a less than 10% shot. Sis, that's not even passing grades! Now, fast forward to today, and this dude's got a whole-ass $2 TRILLION JUGGERNAUT. We're talking rockets, the internet, maybe even his soul eventually orbiting Mars. Like, how did this man fumble his way into a space empire while simultaneously being perpetually on main for... existing? It's giving 'started from the bottom now we're here' but the bottom was literally 'will this explode?' and 'here' is colonizing the moon. He totally ate that, no cap, but also, it's lowkey sus he's surprised. Fr fr, the simulation is glitching.