A.I. Be Spilling That Tea, And Guess What? Everyone Wants a Sip, But Like, How?

Besties, the A.I. girlies are cooking, and the whole squad’s suddenly like, 'lowkey, we need a slice of that digital pie.' Even Bernie, our fave socialist grandpappy, and Trump, whose hair is probably its own A.I. experiment, are vibing on taxing the bots. Like, fr fr. It’s giving 'everyone wants to be a tech bro until it’s time to pay the bills.' The A.I. companies themselves are even like, 'yeah, share the wealth, slay.' But then it gets messy, no cap. Bernie wants a whole new vibe check on the economy, Trump's probably just thinking about his golf courses, and the tech bros are probably just trying to avoid being canceled. It’s a whole chaotic mess of 'who gets to dip their toe in the automated cash flow,' and everyone’s got a different, wild idea. It’s gonna be a movie, I'm telling you. Popcorn ready.